An attempted murder took place on a roadside early in the morning of April 3rd, 2017 in Praia Grande, state of São Paulo in Brazil. The victim was walking along the side of the road when a man jumped out of the bushes and attacked him with a machete, attempting and nearly succeeding in beheading him. He must have thought he killed the victim and just left him for dead, but somehow the man survived and received treatment. Yeah, how did he survive? That is one brutal slice in his neck, how the fuck did he not bleed to death? I can’t even imagine all of the bacteria flooding that wound. No word on his ultimate condition as of late.