It was a random troll after all :D  
The moral of the story is to not cling to random people ;)

So a couple of months ago I received a message on Telegram from an Ukrainian phone number. It was a girl whom I'd never met before, and who for some reason chose to give me a pleasant conversation that day. I think we all know you shouldn't trust any flattering """woman"" coming to you out of nowhere on the internet. But I was too pleased to question her. So I just carried on hoping she'd continue talking to me and just see where it all leads to. The following day, she messaged me again saying "I can't believe you haven't realised who I am". "Who?", I asked. And she replied that she was my ex. [dead silence]. Now, I've never had a girlfriend in the strict sense. But there was this girl named Alba who was really into me years ago, whom I regrettably ended up ghosting because I didn't know how to handle it at the time, and with whom I tried (and failed) to get back in touch with last year. So my first thought was that this Telegram lady must be Alba finally reaching back to me. My eyes lit up with hope. With my heart racing I began gently questioning her, riddling her to verify it was her. It was quite fishy because one, it was an Ukrainian phone number (Alba has nothing to do with Ukraine) and two, she was avoiding most of my questions and failing the rest. But I clung to hope. Suddenly she stopped texting for a minute or two. And then I got two new messages:
"why are you talking to my sister"
"what are you some sort of pervert talking to ten year old girls"
So apparently I had just been smeckledorfed by a ten year old girl who had grabbed her big sister's phone intending to do a little trolling that day.
What's the moral of this story?

Story time!

@SlayMonzter how did she even manage to hypnotise you into a emotional roller coaster? Lolz :D

Uhh, I don't hate all men duzz, I hate only some men :)

why do you hate men so much like genuialy were you molested by a man and now you hate them? also the device on ur typing on is likey made by a man im saying this as a women myself

Did you know that some random 10 year old girl from Ukraine once trolled me on Telegram insisting she was my ex? I was sent into an emotional roller coaster by a 10 year old. Isn't that hilarious? So much for the stronger sex. Bloody hilarious. DON'T YOU THINK?

Of course it can!

this can't be happening to me

What?! Why don't you know it? It's obviously you :)