to therealnigga

↑ this meme has never been more accurate

To me ? :<

*cracks whip harder*

Therealnigga is about to pop a vein from caring so much

Cracker thinks he’s “bullying me” but all you’re doing is showing how much of a closeted faggot you are. KYS

@slaymonzter and @ilikepizza is the best live gore couple

Stfu, why are u still alive just die!

I was in this pristine tranquil land when the voice suddenly told me "come learn about about Kim Jong Un's latest sex scandal!" (????????) I guess I agreed, not that it mattered because I would've been taken anyway: a drone lifted me up like an eagle snatching a lamb and carried me into this abandoned building. The inside looked like a high school and it had an uncanny fractal-like structure. Think 4d backrooms. I was flown through and up to the top of a very tall tower. The inside looked rectangular and it was divided in very tall, empty floors. In the highest floor there was a square cavity on each wall, with a person sitting an exam in each one. The cavities were high enough from the floor to guarantee serious injury to anyone who might fall. The drone kept lifting me, until I arrived at what looked like a belfry, with no bells. I was finally on my feet again. I noticed I could sway the tower simply by walking to the edges. That's how tall and thin and frail the tower was. It didn't take me long to cause to topple over. I was scared shitless but the drone literally had my back. This got me thinking, surely the same dreadful outcome would've followed if any of the 4 people inside had jumped off their exam holes.
As the drone was gracefully getting me down I saw the tower had a circular section. It was very ornate, a white structure decorated with golden joints and beautiful purple drawings on it. And it didn't crumble as it hit the ground. It simple laid there intact.

Scipio Nasica censor factus, gravem se ac severum praebuit. Cum equitum censum ageret, equitem quemdam vidit obeso et pingui corpore, equum vero eius strigosum et macilentum. "Quidnam causae est, inquit censor, cur sis tu, quam equus pinguior?" - "Quoniam, respondit eques, ego me ipse curo, equum vero servus." Minus verecundum visum est responsum, itaque graviter obiurgatus eques, et mulcta damnatus. Idem Scipio Nasica cum Ennio poëta vivebat coniunctissime. Cum ad eum venisset, eique ab ostio quaerenti ancilla dixisset Ennium domi non esse, Nasica sensit illam domini iussu dixisse, et illum intus esse. Paucis post diebus cum ad Nasicam venisset Ennius, et eum ab ianua quaereret, exclamavit ipse Nasica se domi non esse. Tum Ennius: "Quid! ego non cognosco, inquit, vocem tuam?" Hic Nasica: "Homo es impudens: ego cum te quaererem, ancillae tuae credidi te domi non esse; tu non mihi credis ipsi."