Lmfao

Marvelous

Wrap some duck tape around it.

Lmao damn mans didn't want his fat ass ex wife livin

Just put on your face diaper! It will be just fine! Ficking idiots all those who wear a fucking face diaper for 99.999% recovery rate crap flu

lmfao hes like here's a fucking napkin from kfc that was in my glovebox for
2 years. should help with that bleeding jugular ¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯

I’m Surprise she didn’t bleed out looks to be a pretty harsh cut

He didn't cut the artery right.  She will live.  There was a video a couple of days ago of a guy, in a mall,  getting his throat stabbed.  His artery was punctured correctly and he probably died.

when a woman gets to the point she wont make you a sandwich, dont cut the throat, take her off in  the woods and just shoot the bitch

my sadism rose at first, watching her bleed and sit there so confused and in shock like a dying pig. i didnt expect my..optimisn, alturism whatever to quickly overturn the sadism, seeing that random guy push away that bitch who wanted to stop him from helping that woman instantly made me wish she lived. i had a similar thing happen before, a guy in my neighbourhood was walking arouind, hooded with glasses on and was just walking around, slitting his wrists, i was walking around trying to get his attemtion and maybe talk to him but as soon as i got close to the front door my bitch of a mom yanked me in and screamed at me that he was crazy and to leave him alone. eventually he left and that was that, never happend again since, anyways have a great day everyone.